and Throw in some Spark Plug Cufflinks While You’re at It
After years of being married, you are beginning to realize that your husband spends more time in the garage messing with his car than he does taking you out on romantic candlelit dinners at fancy restaurants around town. It is high time you took matters into your own hands. Next time he rolls in from the garage covered head to toe in grease, open the box containing the Sterling Silver Spark Plug Cufflinks you bought for him and slowly lure him straight to the shower. He will be so mesmerized with the attention to detail on these very fitting cufflinks that he won’t even realize what is happening.
Next, toss him a Brillo pad and a bar of soap and remind him to get all the grease out from under his nails while he’s at it. Have his fancy dress shirt laid out on the bed along with his new cufflinks and get ready for a fun night out on the town! Sure, he may spend some time staring at his new car-themed cufflinks to see if the spark plugs might actually work, but that’s a small price to pay for a delicious steak and lobster dinner and some cheek-to-cheek dancing with the man you love!
